Here is the quotes page. Filled with random malarkee.
"If I was George Bush I'd legalise freestyle cheese consumption" Said by Brian
"When i was your age we used cheese as soap and pissed on paperclips" Said by Brian
"I gave Freddy Mercury aids with a deformed goose" Said by James
"I put the sex back in your mum" Said by Brian
"You fuck with me, you fuck with my mum" Said by Brian
"Dogs are for life, not just for shagging." Said by Brian.
"2 pac aint dead....he's just chilling in his grave with a bullet up his ass and a flower in his nose" said by Brian
"Switch heels, variel heels, anything heels" produced by Dan
"Aaagh its the run of madness" pronounced by Dan
"Steel his disabled cream" spoken by James